A few things you should know if you’re new to Tini Friday… Lane (my husband) makes really
good strong martinis. I only crossed out “good” for humor purposes because they are actually delicious. He has a tendency to fill your glass back up when you’re about half way done, so you’re never really sure how much you’ve had until it’s too late. These nights are our time to reconnect, put the pause on chores and bills and diapers, and talk about WHATEVER. Usually at some point in our conversation, Lane slips a little deeper into his sexy Southern gentleman accent and gets on a rant about something. That’s when I start secretly recording. I’ve done this so many times that you would think he’d suspect it at some point, but he honestly never knows until I hit the “end” button on my phone when his rant is over. And usually then he goes “awwwww maaaan.”
Last week on ‘Tini Friday we were recapping our first week of juggling day care drop off with two small babies and all of their gear. My recollection was being covered in drool and spit up, struggling to hold a baby, a diaper bag, a bottle bag, and a pissed off toddler, WHILE taking my shoes off (because you’re not allowed to wear them in the infant room), and being mentally and physically drained by the time I get in the car to go to work.
Apparently Lane has a much different experience than I do, on account of the fact that his daycare harem follows him throughout the building assisting him with whatever he may need. He also just drops our toddler off with whichever teacher she may desire that morning, assigned classrooms be damned. I did not know any of this until he began enlightening me last Friday after
two who-knows-how-many martinis.
This is our conversation. (Forgive the language, the bleeps that I tried to add essentially block nothing. Happy ‘Tini Friday y’all!!
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